Global markets, and, in particular, U.S. equity markets, are often irrational.
Currently, they may be characterized as delusional, shaped and twisted by external events and ongoing conditions that have little if anything to do with fundamental economy, corporate profits or future expectations.
Consider the reaction, or, rather, the lack of response to Thursday's revelation by the BEA that the U.S. economy grew at a loathsome rate of just 0.5% in the fourth quarter of 2025. This was the third estimate of GDP, delayed by the government shutdown in October and November of last year. It's almost like asking, "are you people still talking about that guy (Epstein)?"
It's an iron-clad lock that last fall's government shutdown produced adversity in the nation's overall growth. The BEA, being operated under the auspices of the federal junta, is probably overstating the actual degree of carnage. The initial estimate of 4Q GDP was +1.4%. The second cut that in half, to +0.7%. This last one shaved off another 0.2%. Considering how deeply most government agencies have been politicized and their numbers massaged and weighted and adjusted and reconfigured to include seasonal adjustments, modeling characteristics and policy shifts, one has to assume a variance of at least 20% in measuring the veracity of their issuance.
More on this as we proceed to today's release of March CPI, one of the more damaged, insulting, and contrived calculations the government whips up on a regular basis, as in, monthly.
This one's a doozy:
The Consumer Price Index for All Urban Consumers (CPI-U) increased 0.9 percent on a seasonally adjusted basis in March, after rising 0.3 percent in February, the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics reported today. Over the last 12 months, the all items index increased 3.3 percent before seasonal adjustment.
0.9% is absolutely horrible! Annualized, that's inflation of 10.8%, and, the worst part is that it's almost accurate. A year from now, that $27 rib-eye is going to cost at least $29.92, or, more likely, $32-35% when one adds in the absolute minimum of the 20% discrepancy by which the government routinely misses, and almost always to the wrong side of the equation.
It's easy to see how fourth quarter GDP at the estimated 0.5% is actually 0.4% and possibly even worse, as in a negative number. This latest inflation reading, the almighty CPI, might not be 0.9%, but 1.08% or higher, making REAL, unadjusted, without seasonal factors, annual inflation, closer to the neighborhood of 12.96% (might as well call it 13%).
Now consider the deleterious effects and costs of the glorious conquest of Iran (just kidding, of course). Sure, the conflict only encompassed the last month of the 2026 first quarter, but, were there any actual gains in January and February that are not seasonally adjusted and with inflation wrung out of the equation? Not really, but even if GDP growth (a meaningless nebulous term at best) was 2.5% in January and February, take a -5.0% (being generous) hit in March and you come up with a big, fat, unfriendly ZERO growth for the quarter. Added to the possible negative read from the 4th quarter of 2025, and the U.S. economy is perched at the apex of a recession, one which, all should be reminded, the BEA will not acknowledge until the last Thursday of the third month after the quarter in question, or, June 25, just in time for the great celebration of America's 250th anniversary, which according to President Trump will be the greatest, largest, most boisterous and incredible celebration of the "hottest" country on Earth, ever, and that includes even the 500th celebration and 1000th year extravaganza which will probably be overseen by one of his distant heirs.
Whatever way one likes bread toasted, the American public has been burned by this president and the government he oversees, which is rather normal, as presidents have a unique, tiresome knack of screwing over the general public, though Trump seems to have a particular flair for it which is not very endearing. Not to leave the U.S. congress blameless, they're also complicit in the absolute destruction of the republic. As a whole, they constitute nothing less than a vast conspiracy, contrived to enrich themselves and their contributors and backers at the expense of some 330 million citizens. Nice work if you can get it. No wonder they fight so slavishly for re-election.
Bear in mind that all of this comes at a time in which the U.S. is still heavily engaged in the Middle East military escapade begun at the behest of America's partner in war criminality, Israel. Sure, the Strait of Hormuz is going to be re-opened, but on Iran's terms, which undeniably will be worse for the U.S. than before hostilities began. Well done, vigilant heroes of the military industrial complex (MIC).
It's been reported that VP J.D. Vance will lead the negotiating team slated to begin talks Saturday in Islamabad, Pakistan, but one has to question the wisdom of sending Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff as well. Those two are insidious liars and have been rather assuredly sniffed out by Iran as untrustworthy and disingenuous. Are we about to witness another back-stabbing by Americans? And this is before even taking into account the evil intentions of Bibi Netanyahu.
All this and stocks were up sharply on Thursday and futures are flat this Friday morning.
Any profanity one may utter at this time is perfectly acceptable and probably not even close to the level of outrage that should be expressed at this unique moment in history.
At the Close, Thursday, April 9, 2026:
Dow: 48,185.80, +275.88 (+0.58%)
NASDAQ: 22,822.42, +187.42 (+0.83%)
S&P 500: 6,824.66, +41.85 (+0.62%)
NYSE Composite: 22,830.72, +32.67 (+0.14%)