Amid Economic Unease, Former Fed Chair Bernanke Proposes MFFP (aka Helicopter Money)

We must be nearing the end of the current monetary system, since there is no growth, no prospects, and the entirety of the future has been mortgaged to the tune of $19 Trillion in US debt, and much, much more in unfunded liabilities via entitlement programs such as Social Security and Medicare/Medicaid.

Adding to the belief that the end is nigh, former Fed chairman, Ben Bernanke, now working for the Brookings Institute, penned a blog post today entitled, What tools does the Fed have left? Part 3: Helicopter money, wherein he openly advances the idea of direct money drops to the public. That would, ideally, include you, me, your poor uncle Tony, aunt Gracie, your neighbors, the weird guy in the run-down house on the corner, and everybody else who could use a few extra c-notes in the mail, ostensibly, tomorrow, and maybe, a few times a year, or month, or maybe even weekly...

You see where this is going, right? Bernanke is not convinced that US economic growth is kaput, yet he throws this out there for public consumption because, well, maybe he's grown weary of downloading porn, or he has to do something to make him seem relevant to the people paying his salary, or, perhaps he actually believes this is a realistic solution should the US economy completely stall out, or, heaven forbid, enter recession (like the one we've been in for the past eight years).

Not to make too much fun of the poor, old coot, but Bernanke was the Fed chairman during the last financial crisis, and his policies didn't do much to relieve anybody but the one percenters from economic repression, so it's unlikely that anything he suggests in his new role as wizened sage overseeing the global economy from some ivory tower will accomplish anything more than perverting the economy more than it already has been.

The most favored paragraph from Bernanke's flight of fancy is this one:

In more prosaic and realistic terms, a “helicopter drop” of money is an expansionary fiscal policy—an increase in public spending or a tax cut—financed by a permanent increase in the money stock. [4] To get away from the fanciful imagery, for the rest of this post I will call such a policy a Money-Financed Fiscal Program, or MFFP.

Yes, he coined a new acronym, MFFP, which I, Fearless Rick, a junior economist at best, reconfigured to mean Mother-(a vulgar word for copulating)-Foolish-Policy, and I think my naming makes more sense than anything any former Fed chairman could conjure. After all, I have been a writer for newspapers and blogs for many years, while Fed-heads only talk about money, interest rates, and other arcane foibles of economics. They're not very creative; I have to be (or I'll die, but that's another issue for another time).

So, choose whichever wording your little heart desires, I think Bernanke's just another old fart with a Ph.D., which these days are a dine a dozen. Being a doctor of anything these days isn't what it used to be. Doctors don't make that much, especially since the US has adopted a socialized system of medicine, which you all know and swear at when you receive your monthly health care statement, as Obamacare.

Being a doctor is over-rated. So is the Fed. What a bunch of morons. Seriously.

My point is simple. Handing out money, no matter to whom you bequest, or whatever you call it, or whatever cutesy acronym you paint on it, or whichever "mechanism" you use to do it, is just bad policy, and just plain stupid.

Moreover, Bernanke exposes himself as a completely dull ignoramus for even suggesting "money drops," not once, not twice, but now at least three times in his esteemed career as a monetary theorist. As Mark Twain once said,

It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.

I guess Bernanke never read that line, or worse, failed to understand it.

Geez. Just put your hand out. Somebody will magically fill it with cash. Yeah, and the queen of England is a babe.

CAUTIONARY NOTE. WARNING.

PAY ATTENTION TO TODAY'S MARKET RESULTS. MARKETS POPPED AND DROPPED, FINISHING IN THE RED, PRIOR TO THE KICKOFF OF EARNINGS SEASON. ALCOA ANNOUNCED AFTER THE CLOSE - 0.07/share; $4.95B Rev. - AND ALL THE MONEY CENTER BANKS - JP MORGAN CHASE (Wed), BANK OF AMERICA (Thurs), WELLS-FARGO (Thurs), CITIGROUP (Fri) - REPORT THIS WEEK.

BE ALERT FOR FALLING STOCK PRICES.

Today's market noise:
S&P 500: 2,041.99, -5.61 (0.27%)
Dow: 17,556.41, -20.55 (0.12%)
NASDAQ: 4,833.40, -17.29 (0.36%)

Crude Oil 40.38 +1.66% Gold 1,259.40 +1.25% EUR/USD 1.1408 +0.05% 10-Yr Bond 1.72 +0.23% Corn 356.75 -1.52% Copper 2.08 -0.19% Silver 15.93 +3.55% Natural Gas 1.93 -3.07% Russell 2000 1,094.34 -0.27% VIX 16.26 +5.86% BATS 1000 20,682.61 0.00% GBP/USD 1.4233 +0.77% USD/JPY 107.9395 -0.11%

Stocks Stage Brave Friday Rally, Fall For Week As Yellen Denies Bubble

Janet Yellen, April 7, 2016:

"So I would say the US economy has made tremendous progress in recovering from the damage from the financial crisis. Uh, slowly but surely the labor market is healing. Um, for well over a year we’ve averaged about 225,000 jobs a month. The unemployment rate now stands at 5%. So, we’re coming close to our assigned congressional goal of maximum employment. Um, inflation which, um, my colleagues here Paul [Volker] and Alan [Greenspan]
um, spent much of their time as chair um, bringing inflation down from unacceptably high levels. For a number of years now inflation has been running under our 2% goal and we’re focused on moving it up to 2%. Um, but we think that it’s partly transitory influences, namely declining oil prices, and uh, the strong dollar that are responsible for pulling inflation below the 2% level we think is most desirable. So, I think we’re making progress there as well, and this is an economy on a solid course, um, not a bubble economy. Um, we tried carefully to look at evidence of potential financial instability that might be brewing and some of the hallmarks of that, clearly overvalued asset prices, high leverage, rising leverage, and rapid credit growth. We certainly don’t see those imbalances. And so although interest rates are low, and that is something that could encourage reach for yield behavior, I wouldn’t describe this as a bubble economy."

Janet Yellen; Stupid or insincere?

So, apparently, April Fool's Day has been extended to April Fool's Week. The Chairwoman's comment was made in response to a question of whether the US economy was in a bubble.

It has become increasingly obvious to more than just high-rollers on Wall Street, that the occupants of various ivory towers in the Eccles Building are either clueless or lying, and, whichever camp one adheres to, the idea that their economic policies have been detrimental to the common good is without doubt.

Friday's action was nothing more than a dead cat bounce, with all three major indices ripping at the open, but running stagnant as the session wore on, finally ending with small gains.

For the week the degradation was uniform, the Dow lost 215.79 (-1.21%), the S&P shed 25.18 points (-1.21%), while the exuberant NASDAQ dropped 63.85 (-1.30%) points.

Oil gained six percent on the day, followed by more stable precious metals, particularly silver, which has rebounded nicely from a recent smack down.

Friday's Pop and Flop:
S&P 500: 2,047.60, +5.69 (0.28%)
Dow: 17,576.96, +35.00 (0.20%)
NASDAQ: 4,850.69, +2.32 (0.05%)

Crude Oil 39.51 +6.04% Gold 1,241.70 +0.34% EUR/USD 1.1395 +0.18% 10-Yr Bond 1.72 +1.71% Corn 362.00 +0.14% Copper 2.09 +0.48% Silver 15.37 +1.40% Natural Gas 1.99 -1.49% Russell 2000 1,097.31 +0.41% VIX 15.36 -4.95% BATS 1000 20,682.61 0.00% GBP/USD 1.4128 +0.51% USD/JPY 108.1670 -0.08%

Stocks Slammed Back Into The Red As Resistance Has Been Met

The stock market is getting too predictable, and when that happens, it's generally a sign that change is at hand.

Not individual stocks, mind you, but at the macro level - entire indices, countries, or specific sectors - movement is largely telegraphed, as if some floor brokers have bullhorns shouting out the trades of the day, the week, the quarter.

On an impersonal level, US indices are ready for another bruising earnings season, having already touched recent highs, now dipping into negative territory for the year. It's all about the flow at this juncture, and the flow is out of stocks and into cash, or bonds, or any place safe.

All of this begs out for the buy-and-hold mentality that persisted during the true heyday of the American stock markets, from the mid-80s through Greenspan's irrational exuberance regime of the late 90s, but that epoch is long past and investors must be more nimble and adroit, being that there are so many more pitfalls and potholes in modern markets.

Above all, the Fed's role is out-sized and outdated. They've simply overstayed their welcome in equity markets, politicizing them to such an extent that honest trading on fundamentals has become passe - a relic from a long-lost civilization.

And so we embark into earnings season with the worst-looking week in nearly two months. Stocks were pounded without mercy on Thursday, setting up either a massive bounce on Friday or a continuation of the dolorous trading that has prevailed for the better part of this week.

As stated here yesterday, resistance has been met, and the only way out is to the downside. How far? That kind of conceit will kill you and leave your heirs penniless.

Many commodities - take your pick, but steer clear of oil - are close to short-term lows and may be the way ahead, though it would be advisable to tread very lightly for at least the next few months.


S&P 500: 2,041.91, -24.75 (1.20%)
Dow: 17,541.96, -174.09 (0.98%)
NASDAQ: 4,848.37, -72.35 (1.47%)

Crude Oil 37.54 -0.56% Gold 1,242.00 +1.49% EUR/USD 1.1377 -0.14% 10-Yr Bond 1.69 -3.65% Corn 361.25 +0.91% Copper 2.08 -3.01% Silver 15.23 +1.17% Natural Gas 2.02 +5.65% Russell 2000 1,092.79 -1.45% VIX 16.16 +14.69% BATS 1000 20,682.61 0.00% GBP/USD 1.4057 -0.45% USD/JPY 108.1250 -1.49%

Resistance Is Palpable For Dow, S&P; Trades Dying Slow Death

Taking a look at the weekly chart of the Dow and the S&P, it becomes evident why the averages haven't been able to break through this current range to new, higher highs.

The congestion and resistance at 17,900-18,000 on the Dow, and 2090-2120 on the S&P are as plain as a bright summer day, and thus, what had been considered a Fed-driven market has now become a chartist's nightmare.

Unless there's some good reason for the averages to go higher - and currently there isn't - there's only one way for stocks to go, and that direction would not be in the best interest of most investors, fund managers or pension hopefuls.

Naturally, the market continues to look to the Fed for comfort and trading rationale, but it is becoming more and more difficult for the monetary magicians in the Eccles Building to conjure up increasingly complicated arguments to support an economy (US and global) that, for all intents and purposes, looks to be standing on a foundation built of sand.

In other words, the market is about to go somewhere shortly, and bets are good that it will not be much higher. Earnings have begun to trickle in for the first quarter, and expectations are for another sequential decline in overall top-and-bottom line growth.

Then again, Janet Yellen is god, right?

With the Dollar/Yen carry trade nearing extinction (109.7450), perhaps one should consider a world in which there are no winning trades, such as is the fate of many so-called "home-gamers."

With volatility being wrung out of markets on a regular basis through HFT, that is a consideration that must be taken seriously.

Fraud is on sale, but it cannot be had cheaply.


S&P 500 Futures: 2,059.25, +20.50 (1.01%)
Dow Futures: 17,623.00, +96.00 (0.55%)
NASDAQ Futures: 4,532.00, +62.50 (1.40%)

Crude Oil 37.76 +5.21% Gold 1,224.00 -0.46% EUR/USD 1.1399 +0.04% 10-Yr Bond 1.75 +1.62% Corn 358.00 +0.35% Copper 2.14 +0.21% Silver 15.06 -0.34% Natural Gas 1.90 -2.66% Russell 2000 1,108.81 +1.18% VIX 14.09 -8.63% BATS 1000 20,682.61 0.00% GBP/USD 1.4131 +0.08% USD/JPY 109.7450 -0.01%

Fizzle, No Sizzle As Stocks Dump For Second Straight Session

Just maybe, somebody out there is reading the data rather than listening to the coo-cooing of Janet Yellen.

If so, somebody was in multiples on Tuesday, selling shares of just about everything as the Dow took a triple-digit loss, coming on the heels of Monday's sombre session.

Stocks backed off in a big way, with winners outpacing losers by a margin of better than 2:1. While the past two days may be nothing more than average market noise, there have been more voices of discontent airing their views of late, adding to the chorus of naysayers who say 23x earnings on the S&P is simply not sustainable, nor suitable for investment.

In an average environment, stocks should be sporting a 14-16 multiple. That has been the norm for the past 50 years, and there's sufficient data for which to back up those claims.

There is a possibility, albeit a minor one, that more than a few of the higher-profile analysts and brokers are quietly telling their clients that the market is overheating, especially at a time in which data points have not been particularly encouraging.

Add to the mix the recent decline in oil and the messy bond market (10-year note down again today), recent highs, and the conditions are ripe for a substantial decline.

What market-watchers gasped at in January of this year may be about to return. If that's the case, there's little the Fed can do - or say - to keep stocks at their current nosebleed levels.

They will try, though, that's for certain.

S&P 500: 2,045.17, -20.96 (1.01%)
Dow: 17,603.32, -133.68 (0.75%)
NASDAQ: 4,843.93, -47.86 (0.98%)

Crude Oil 36.47 +2.16% Gold 1,232.90 +1.12% EUR/USD 1.1382 -0.08% 10-Yr Bond 1.73 -2.92% Corn 355.75 +0.35% Copper 2.14 +0.12% Silver 15.14 +1.31% Natural Gas 1.94 -3.00% Russell 2000 1,095.85 -1.14% VIX 15.42 +9.21% BATS 1000 20,682.61 0.00% GBP/USD 1.4158 -0.77% USD/JPY 110.3350 -0.88%