Warren Buffet Really Gets Under Your Skin; Big Market Decline Probably Means Nothing

Warrenn Buffett bears a
striking resemblance to the Wizard of Oz.

Announced today, the merger of Kraft and Heinz creates the fifth largest food company in the world and the third-largest in North America.

At the center of this mega-merger is none other than America's cuddliest billionaire, Warren Buffett and his squid-like Berkshire-Hathaway corporation. With this, Buffett now touches nearly all aspects of the average American's daily life, and, most essentially his or her food consumption.

Buffett, it was pointed out by a wily poster on a popular financial website, needs only to buy a significant interest in Monsanto or ADM and Newcomer Funeral Homes and he would have his had firmly in a "cradle to grave" solution for every man and woman in the United States, growing GMO-laced food products which deny nutrition and selling them nationally, slowly killing humans, and then taking a share of their post-breathing lives with embalming, burying or cremation.

Thus, Mr. Buffett has finally gotten under the skin of the average American consumer, and not in a good way. The combination of Heinz (John Kerry's wife, Theresa Heinz is a major owner) and Kraft would have been subject to severe scrutiny by regulators under an effective anti-trust regime, but the antiquated notion of competition has been slowly squeezed from the national conscience long ago.

In our new dystopian world, we will have but a few providers of every necessary service. Reference the merger of Charter Communications and Time Warner Cable, Staples and Office Depot, et. al. Fewer choices, fewer decisions to make. What a wonderful world.

As far as the massive market declines on the day are concerned, they are probably about the same as the last dozen or twenty or so that have occurred since March of 2009, when the current bull market began when the FASB abandoned all reason and did away with mark-to-market accounting. Since then it's been all fraud, all the time, with no end in sight.

Today's big dips in stocks are nothing more than a continuum of the controlled demolition of the global economy, led by the United States stock markets. Sell-offs are nothing more than profit-taking efforts by the controlling interests and their whiz-bang computers, to be followed, in short order, by concentrated buying and new all-time highs.

Nothing new under the sun. And nothing to see here. Move along, now.

Meanwhile, the Atlanta Fed predicts the first quarter 2015 GDP growth at 0.2%, WTI crude oil futures were up 3% on the day in the face of a string of the largest crude stockpile supply growth ever, but likely the cause/result of a falling dollar. Durable goods for February were down for the second straight month.

Some of this actually makes sense, but only on a selected basis.

Dow 17,718.54, -292.60 (-1.62%)
S&P 500 2,061.05, -30.45 (-1.46%)
NASDAQ 4,876.52, -118.21 (-2.37%)

St. Valentine's Day Mascara

No, that's not a misprint in the headline. The word is "mascara" - the stuff women apply to darken, thicken, lengthen, and/or define their eyelashes. It's a cosmetic, as in rouge, or lipstick, as in lipstick on a pig, which is exactly what the algos and buy-siders did to today's undeniably weak, directionless market.

Face it, Europe is a bona-fide basket case, Japan is devaluing its currency so fast that George Soros made nearly a billion dollars on the trade in just over three months.

The news coming out of Euro-fantasy-land was less than encouraging. Eurozone fourth quarter 2012 GDP fell by 0.6%.

Making matters a little more interesting - and more frightening - were the figures for the zone's three largest economies - Germany, France and Italy - whose own GDP fell by 0.6%, 0.3% and 0.9%, respectively.

The Eurozone, even after all the bank and sovereign bailouts, pledges of doing everything possible to promote growth by the likes of Germany's Angela Merkel and EU President Mario Draghi, has resulted in three consecutive quarters of negative GDP. Europe is already in the throes of an economic collapse, thanks largely to protectionism for banks and excessive liquidity from European central bankers (most of whom are Goldman Sachs alum, BTW).

While the GDP numbers may be bad enough, consider youth unemployment (ages 15-25) in the Eurozone to be spreading like the bubonic plague. Greece reported youth unemployment over 60%; Spain over 50% and Portugal just topped 40%. Thirteen of the 27 EU member states are reporting youth unemployment over 25%. Austerity: it's what's for dinner.

Europe is solid proof that the elite class is making up the rules as they go along, and the general public is viewed as collateral damage only. Here in the good old USA, we have our own concerns with the sequestration schedule to commence March 1, which will result in massive federal budget cuts. The president and congress haven't even begun to discuss how they'll handle that, though they uniformly say that sequestration (it doesn't rhyme with castration for no reason) is something they'd prefer to avoid.

Have they acted? No. Will they? Probably, but, like the fiscal cliff deal this past December, it will be a stop-gap measure and cost taxpayers more. Nobody ever cuts anything in Washington, only the rate of growth of programs, because what's important to them is keeping lobbyists and voters (government employees and beneficiaries of government largesse) dumb and happy.

So, on what does this algo-concocted market focus? Berkshire Hathaway's buyout of Heinz. Poor suckers that Americans are, they put ketchup on their chicken and pork hot dogs on day old buns while Uncle Warren reaps the profits. If ever there was a crony capitalist, Warren Buffet's picture belongs next to the definition.

Sure, unemployment claims were down - from 368K to 341K - but aren't those figures still too high? The new normal means just doing better than expectations, even if those expectations are sub-par. It's akin to taking your kid out for ice cream because he got a C in math instead of a D. As a nation, we've lowered our standards in everything from our political leaders to what passes for entertainment.

Along with everything else, we've lowered our standards for rational markets. Today's split decision is just another shining example of the truth hiding in plain sight. Sooner or later, even the talking heads on CNBC are going to come to the realization that making new all-time highs with a -0.1% GDP and unemployment at eight percent doesn't really pass the smell test. Someday. Maybe. Note the video below with Rick Santelli, everyone's favorite financial ranter, extrapolating out on what we've been saying nearly every day on this blog: that being a trader is nearly impossible under current conditions.

And, just as a side note, New York Mayor Bloomberg, who first banned drink containers larger than 16 ounces, has proposed a ban on styrofoam containers, and... it's likely to pass his rubber stamp city council.

Let's see, smokes are $10-12 a pack in NY, you can't smoke in any of the bars, night clubs or public buildings; you must drink from small containers and those soon cannot be made of styrofoam. All this makes one pine for the good old days of the seventies. Ed Koch was mayor. Son of Sam was shooting kids in parking lots. Reggie Jackson was blasting balls out of the original Yankee Stadium and you could buy just about any kind of drug - from weed to cocaine - on just about any street corner. Bloomberg. He's just not a fun guy.

Dow 13,973.39, -9.52 (0.07%)
NASDAQ 3,198.66, +1.78 (0.06%)
S&P 500 1,521.38, +1.05 (0.07%)
NYSE Composite 8,951.33, -4.27 (0.05%)
NASDAQ Volume 1,884,832,750
NYSE Volume 3,867,864,500
Combined NYSE & NASDAQ Advance - Decline: 3259-3130
Combined NYSE & NASDAQ New highs - New lows: 505-39
WTI crude oil: 97.31, +0.30
Gold: 1,635.50, -9.60
Silver: 30.35, -0.516

Sideways Stagger Ahead of Fed

Markets spent most of the day on Tuesday trading in a narrow range in slightly negative territory, with the Dow Industrials the most pressured stocks of the session. In the end, markets finished in mixed fashion as investors weighed a shift in the dollar-commodity-stocks relationship and a mega-deal by Warren Buffett while awaiting a policy decision from the Fed on the morrow.

Overall, stocks began the session lower and gained strength throughout the day, especially in the case of the NASDAQ, which finished on the uptick. Markets are still very much undecided about direction. Additionally, there was some measure of decoupling of gold from the dollar, as the yellow metal soared in price on a sale of 200 metric tons from the International Monetary Fund (IMF) to India's Central Bank, setting a record price in the process.

The extraordinary rise in the price of gold came in the face of a stronger dollar, which is absolutely counter to the prevailing trend. Though the dollar weakened through the day, oil and silver also gained in price, but the relationship was badly dented, with the commodities working on their own path, unrelated to that of the greenback.

This conundrum had heads spinning in the trading pits, from futures to forex. The implications of such a huge buy by India's Central Bank, without any hint of a discount - and with the understanding that they are prepared to purchase more - leaves dollar traders in the lurch if India's intent is to partially back the rupee with physical gold. It represents a dramatic shift away from fiat currency to hard assets.

Another item buttressing the markets was Berkshire Hathaway's Warren Buffet announcing the purchase of one of the largest railroad operations in the country, Burlington Northern Santa fe (BNI). The $44 billion deal, Berkshire's largest ever, will be paid in stock and cash. Additionally, Berkshire Hathaway announced a 50-for-1 split of its Class B common stock, which will make the pricey shares more attractive to the general public. The ticker symbol BRK-B currently trades in a range around 3,300 per share, putting even ten shares out of reach of the ordinary investor. After the split, the stock will sell initially around a much more reasonable price of 66 per share.

On the news, Burlington Northern (BNI) gained 20.93, to 97.00 at the close.

Dow 9,771.91, -17.53 (0.18%)
Nasdaq 2,057.32, +8.12 (0.40%)
S&P 500 1,045.41. +2.53 (0.24%)
NYSE Composite 6,812.70, +27.76 (0.41%)

On the day, advancing issues beat decliners, 3888-2563. New highs regained the high ground over new lows, though by the narrowest of margins, 98-94. Evidently, investors are standing pat until after the Fed speaks. Oddly enough, the Fed is not expected to say much, if anything, different from policy statements from the past 8 months. Investors are looking for any subtle change in wording of their statement which might indicate a willingness to raise rates in the near term. The outlook is for the Fed to keep rates at their absurdly low levels until Spring. What also is weighing on investors' minds is the unemployment picture. While the govrnment's Non-farms payroll data will be released on Friday, the market will get an early glimpse tomorrow morning when ADP releases it's proprietary private sector employment report for October.

Volumes were muted, without a doubt in anticipation of the FOMC rate decision on Wednesday at 2:00 pm. Instead of outright selling, investors are showing a good deal of resolve, especially in the face of recent market weakness, preferring to hold stocks and simply not stake out new positions presently.

NYSE Volume 6,209,336,000
Nasdaq Volume 2,042,206,500

As mentioned above, commodities took off on their own trajectory today. Oil gained $1.47, to $79.60. Gold soared $31.20 to a new all-time high of $1,085.20. Silver gained in sympathy, up a very healthy 75 cents, to $17.19, close to its highs for the year.

Uncertainty reigns at the moment, though the current tightness should abate with the release of key economic data and the Fed announcement. With stocks off roughly 5% from their recent highs, there should be no lack of demand pent up for stock speculation into the holidays.