No Happy Meals For McDonald's Shareholders; Gold, Silver Rise

The signs of collapse are everywhere. You just have to know where to look.

Detroit declared itself a bankrupt city on Friday and on Monday, McDonald's (MCD) - home of the Happy Meal - reported earnings before the opening bell that were short of estimates. When the world's largest purveyor of cheap, unsubstantial, processed, nutrient-deprived food (though Yum Brands is a close second) can't meet the already-lowered bar of wall Street estimates, you know that something bad this way comes.

McDonald's is all about everything that is wrong with our society. Their main profit center is the dollar menu - cheap, boiled or broiled sandwiches or chunks of deep-fried processed chicken with gobs of unsaturated fats included at no extra charge - an affordable alternative to actual, pesticide-free nutrition, that gets goobed-up by the least of our society in massive numbers daily. The problem - in a very heuristic, superfluous, nebulous kind of way - is that numbers of the wretched poor can't even afford to eat this crap any more, so burdened are they by taxes, lack of meaningful and good-paying employment and general economic malaise. It's a much more serious problem than just not making the numbers. The American poor are being slowly, methodologically, starved into submission and death.

America was once the land of milk and honey and other worldly gifts, but, no more. Now, the country is devoid of morals, an aimless gob of humanity looking for a way off the debt treadmill. And Wall Street isn't giving them an escape route.

Bottom lime is that McDonald's food is junk food and their stock is a junk stock, like so many others, profitable upon the backs of cheap labor and unconscionable practices.

The market is dead. Gold - in backwardation since January - shot through $1300 like an unguided missile, dragging silver along for a gain of better than a dollar on the day. Land, precious metals, fuels, tools, skills. That's survival. The rest will vanish.

You thought last week's market was dull. Wait for Thursday. It will be like being struck with the wrong side of an axe. These aren't gains. They are mirages.

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Silver: 20.51, +1.049

Stocks Higher for Third Straight Session; Dow Back Above 15,000; Gold Below $1200

After Ben Bernanke scared the entire investing universe last week, his captains - Fed governors from the various districts - have been talking it back, generally saying that the economy isn't strong enough to support even a tapering of QE, which comes as welcome news to the money-hoarders on Wall Street, who like nothing better than access to capital at close to zero percent with which to play about in their rigged lottery.

So much for ever having a balanced, unstructured, free market that isn't completely held hostage to central planning by the Federal Reserve Bank. With this kind of thinking predominant, it doesn't take much in the way of analytical skills or market knowledge to profit in equities, since, it is, as they say, "the only game in town," complete with the promise of higher returns than bonds and - with the Fed keeping the monetary spigot wide open - limited downside risk.

That's it. We're back to the Fed and big banks running the show, letting savers get slaughtered because the market will not be allowed to do what it normally would: take a pause, maybe a 10-15% correction, and wipe out the mal-investments.

All this means is that it will take a total collapse of the global economy (or at least a large share of it) to get markets back into what would have been considered "normal" just a few years ago.

Zero percent interest rates are not normal. Central banks purchasing every kind of asset - in quantity - that isn't tied down is not normal. The past five years since the crash in September-October of 2008 have been an aberration and when economies return to sound fiscal and monetary practices, the collapse will be colossal, sparing nobody.

Be prepared. There's a good reason for gold and silver to be selling off dramatically while equity prices soar. The fed and their cohort central bankers cannot stop the deflationary spiral their own policies have created. Continuing a non-discount of money over time is, in itself, the root of deflation, yet the Fed seems content to put their own feet forward into the abyss.

In a nutshell, the problem lies with their downward pressure on gold, which has been in backwardation for months. Gold is collateral, meaning it is at the root of the monetary system. By artificially pressuring it ever lower, demand increases, though, because of hoarding, supply eventually becomes non-existent, all other currencies become devoid of value, thus creating the Pandora's-box-like situation where the price of gold is near nothing, but none can be purchased for fiat because all faith has been lost in currencies built on sand, leading, quite logically, to barter, the most primitive, yet most reliable, form of trade.

This is precisely where the current policy-driven, over-sensitized, can't-take-a-paper-loss, unbalanced global economy is headed. It could take as little as a month or as long as 20 years for the entire system to unwind, which is the conundrum currently facing the peoples of the planet. When it does, those barren, rice-paddy farmers in Southeast Asia will be better off than paper billionaires with nothing but broken promises, McMansions and zero productive skills, because the farmers, at least, will be able to raise their own food and have something to eat.

An eye for an eye, or, more aptly, a plot of land for an ounce of gold.

Nice message for an upbeat stock market day, huh? Keep buying into the system of lies, greed, avarice and contempt for one's fellow man and see how far that gets you. When the Dow is at 20,000 or 30,000 or higher and gold is only $500 an ounce, Adam Smith's invisible hand will come clapping down on all the broken rules of economics and crush the fiat currencies flat.

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Silver: 18.42, -0.162

Relative Price Inflation; Getting Off the Investment Grid; Permanent Backwardation in Gold

Since today's trading was nothing but another typical "buy the dip" on low volume type of affair, after Caterpillar (CAT) posted truly ugly first quarter results and existing home sales were likewise horrible, today's post contains some random thought and ideas about the state of the economy and a link to an article by Professor Antal Fekete, one of the few honest economists in the world.

I'll take IBM for 200, Alex... er, make that 175.

I've always been skeptical of yields on dividend stocks, because, in a market-clearing event like 2001 or 2008, these stocks all lose on a per share basis. Yes, your yield rises, but at the expense of share price. At best, you break even; at worst, you lose and the dividend gets cut, a la 2008.

I don't believe the RE market is actually improving. Where I live (upstate NY), RE prices were not greatly affected by the bubble bursting, but now they're headed south, with lots of Fannie Mae foreclosures showing up after the courts were clogged with them for years (still are).

Cash, silver, land still appear as safe havens, though the recent decline in paper silver has had the opposite effect on physical. Current premiums are now ranging from 25-35%, making the actual price for physical silver closer to $30 per ounce then the post $22 and change.

Land is still a little pricey, especially if it's good farm land, but I'll still take wooded acres because you can cut and use the wood for all kinds of useful things, like buildings, fences, and heat (burns good), and once cleared, viola, farm land. I'm thinking more in terms of small organic garden plots rather than macro-farming, enough to feed a few families. Doesn't take much. The average back yard will feed three-to four families of four.

Cash is your best defense despite the scourge of inflation. If deflation occurs, cash is king, and with a huge crown. That's when you can buy assets on the cheap, which is investing 101 - buy low, sell high - ya know.

I'm still a deflationista, because I look around a lot. You can buy tomatoes at $2.49 a pound at the popular Wegmans' grocery stores, or hit the same thing for $1.59 at Price Rite or even Wally World. Don't get me started on limes, a must for my favorite Bloody Mary, at 3 for $2 at Wegmans, but 4 for a buck at Price Rite.

The Price Rite's and Aldi's are in poor 'hoods, so the sucker middle class gets raped at the "safe" stores. The dimwits in the inner cities, though, are buying mostly Cheetos and crap rather than good food with the SNAP cards, so, they'd just die off, albeit at lower prices.

My point is, get off the investment grid. Buy local (farmers markets are awesome), horde cash, and, when and if the silver mania subsides, more shiney.

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A True Small Business Success Story

Start a business. Anything. Get paid in cash, if possible. Don't become another debt slave with a shitty job.

Here's my 100% true story: I think it was about 1992. I was broke, living with my brother and he wanted rent. I had $12 in pennies, my car, a little gas and a computer and printer. I took those pennies, rolled them up, took them to the bank, got $12, bought $12 worth of stuff at the dollar store - mostly cleaning supplies - printed up some cards that said "Happy House" and took my goods door-to-door in my neighborhood (in the city, a little distance from the dollar store). I sold what I had in about an hour, went back to the dollar store twice that day to re-supply and again hit the streets.

In one day - ONE DAY! - I had $45, more merchandise and people calling me with orders and questions. My biggest seller were sponges. I was able to get a big bag of them for $1, broke them up and sold them for $50 each. People would buy six or eight at a time. Also, Old Dutch Cleanser (like Comet), which I got 2 for a buck and turned around at $1 each.

In a week, I netted over $400, and then got a huge order from a guy who ran a cleaning business for about $250. I did all this in three residential blocks, barely tapping the market.

I did this for about a month, paid all my bills and took a job with a friend as a painter, which paid extremely well, and still kept getting orders over the phone. I didn't pursue the business further, but, looking back, figure I could have made serious money had I kept at it.

So, my advice, find a service which you can handle, print up some cards or use the internet. There are opportunities everywhere for self-starters. Avoid self-pity and self-defeating attitudes and people who are negative. You have worth and if you allow yourself to overcome your fear of failure, you will succeed.

(Just a side note: When I started my "Happy House" business, I was worried that people would see that I was just buying stuff at the dollar store and turning it over. Never happened. Years later, I realized that I was providing a service: bringing those cheap goods to their doors, and that was the "value added" aspect. Add value to an existing product or service and you can't miss. I know a guy who goes to the farmer's market every morning, brings home vegetables and sells them from his front yard. His day is done by 1:00 in the afternoon, and he plays a lot of golf in good weather. There are success stories everywhere - many on ebay - of people pulling themselves out of bad situations. You are no different.)

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Professor Fekete on permanent gold backwardation:

http://www.professorfekete.com/articles/AEFWhoSaidDragon.pdf

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