NASDAQ Makes New All-Time High As Protests, Coronavirus Continue, FOMC Meets

It's official.

We live in Bizarro-world.

Protests stemming from the police killing of George Floyd continue to proliferate across the United States and around the world at the same time the COVID-19 coronavirus spreads against government efforts to control it. At the same time, stocks continue to erase the losses from the initial virus shock that occurred in March when stocks dove into bear market territory.

As for the shortest bear market in world history - five weeks - it's exceptionally amusing to see the money magicians at the Federal Reserve and other central banks around the world create trillions of dollars (and yen, and euros, and pounds, and yuan) out of thin air and see that money flow almost directly into stocks, as if there were no other asset class in the world. Obviously, there are other assets classes, but the stock market is the one which delivers the most bang for the buck, so much so that the NASDAQ made a new all-time high on Monday.

That's just not normal. Nothing about the Fed-induced stock rampage is normal. To make a point, one could attest to it being mostly fake. It's fake money, counterfeited by the Federal Reserve, funneled to primary dealers to ram into stocks whose earnings have been cratering for months, some for years.

Measured in earnings growth or other metrics, stocks have never been more expensive, making a case for the "greater fool" theory where one buys shares in an overvalued company at an inflated price based on the idea that somebody dumber than you will buy it at an even higher price. It's working. There are fools a'plenty making a mockery of fundamentals and due diligence cashing in at incredible rates of return.

Take for instance the NASDAQ, which closed at 6,904.59 on March 16, the bottom of the COVID-19 shock treatment. Monday's record close of 9,924.75 marks an incredible return of 43.74 percent in less than three months. Annualized, that's a return of more than 174 percent, a figure that would have everybody in the world retiring at 40 in the ultimate "buy the dip" scenario.

Obviously, that kind of return is unthinkable, or, at least it used to be, until we entered Bizarro-world where cats mate with mice, birds sing full operas and Tom Hanks becomes a top home run hitter in the major leagues... if there was such a thing as professional baseball, which there is not, nor is there likely to be this year.

In bizarro world, Hertz, which filed for bankruptcy a few weeks ago and traded for under a dollar last week, soar to over $5.50 on Monday. There's a 500% return right there, in just a few days. Thank you Jerome Powell, unrivaled leader of Bizarro-world.

Speaking of Mr. Powell, the FOMC begins a two-day meeting this week at the end of which they will announce their monetary policy. The ritualism of the Fed harkens back to tribal proceedings of the Aztecs, wherein the almighty witch doctor or shaman would enter the temple of the gods - with or without virgins - and emerge a day or two later with a proclamation for the masses. The wizened leader would announce that the rainy season was ending, or that pomegranates could cure mental illness.

The savages would praise the leader and spend the evening partying and dancing until they wore themselves out. It's an apt analogy for the ritual FOMC meetings which are held 10 times a year, or, for the anachronistically-unchallenged, SSDD.

Tuesday's meeting will extend to 2:00 pm ET on Wednesday, at which time the money masters will make their announcement that all is well, release a summary of economic projections, and hold a press conference at which Chairman Powell will amuse and bedazzle the attendant financial media slaves.

And Bizarro-world will continue.

At the Close, Monday, June 8, 2020:
Dow: 27,572.44, +461.46 (+1.70%)
NASDAQ: 9,924.75, +110.66 (+1.13%)
S&P 500: 3,232.39, +38.46 (+1.20%)
NYSE: 12,836.60, +195.16 (+1.54%)