In Celebration of Dow 17,000 and a Boffo NFP Report, the Yellen Shriek

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A stroke of brilliance this morning:

The Lord's Prayer, revised as "The Yellen Shriek" for Wall Street:

Our fiat,
Which art in dollars,
hollow be thy worth.
Thy stocks go up,
thy vix be down
on CBOE as it is on Wall Street.
Give plebes this day their daily crumb of bread
and deliver us thy dividends,
as we distribute to the one percent.
And lead us not into recession,
but deliver us more POMO,
for the kingdom and the power,
and the glory resides at the Fed,
QE forever and ever,
Amen.

Go viral, and, have a Happy 4th of July, AKA, INDEPENDENCE DAY!