Fed Raises Rates, Stocks Tank, Regular People Get Squeezed

Sometimes, there's just too much of a good thing.

Like booze, or sex, or food, or federal funds interest rate increases.

Yes, one of those is different from the others, but, if you're a big brain at the Federal Reserve, maybe not. People who live for an love money might have the same kind of reactions ordinary people have to normal stimuli from money-induced pleasure.

Keeping interest rates at near zero for such a long time, from 2008 to 2015, had to be hard on people at the Fed. There was a lot of stress during that time, and the FOMC governors and presidents of the regional banking hubs had to make up for their lack of money pleasure (ZIRP) by printing oodles of dollars out of thin air (QE). It was an artificial high, a necessary evil to some, and everybody knew it would have to come to an end.

Nothing brings a smile to the face of a banker, central or otherwise, than interest rate increases. It means more money in their silk-lined pockets.

Ordinary humans may not be able to comprehend the exhilaration of a 0.25% increase in the federal funds rate, but central bankers do. They revel in it. Imagine, with one simple policy announcement, making an extra $2.5 billion per year. That's real excitement. And that's just the interest on a trillion dollars. The Fed is handling one heck of a lot more than just a didly trillion. By golly, that's just pocket change.

Rest assured, there are a lot of bemused smiles at the Fed this afternoon. Probably some good old back-slapping, toasting with fine wine, and smoking of expensive cigars, such is the wont of the central banking elite. They've made themselves a mighty handy profit today, and you're paying for it, on your credit cards, mortgages, personal loans, car loans and leases and just about every other negotiable debt instrument you can think of. Business is paying the piper as well. In spades.

So, does the market reaction to the Fed's scheme surprise anybody? Nope. Higher interest rates are always bad for consumers, especially those carrying debt, which is just about everybody these days.

The major indices were cruising along with decent gains until the Fed's announcement at 2:00 pm EDT. After a pause and a slight rise, stocks began to slip. From it's intra-day peak at 2:15 pm, the Dow shed 231 points, the NASDAQ lost 78 points. The move was significant. The Dow has posted losses three days in a row. Correlation, in this case, seems to imply causation.

Wall Street investors aren't immune to the interest rate malaise. They know where their bread is buttered and some surely shifted some dough out of stocks and into bonds, or cash, or art, or expensive cars.

The Fed's insistence on raising rates every quarter has gotten to be a pretty definable pattern by now, but some people are beginning to question when it's all going to end and also, how it's going to end.

Will the stock market and all those juicy profits go down in flames? Hard to say, but a 3.10% yield on a ten-year treasury note ($31,000 a year risk free on a $1,000,000 investment) isn't hard to take, and, in the world of rich people with millions of dollars, yen, or euros to throw around, many will take it.

The rich just got a little bit richer. The poor didn't get any poorer, but the people in the middle (debtors) did.

Dow Jones Industrial Average September Scorecard:

Date	Close	Gain/Loss	Cum. G/L
9/4/18	25,952.48	-12.34	-12.34
9/5/18	25,974.99	+22.51	+10.17
9/6/18	25,995.87	+20.88	+31.05
9/7/18	25,916.54	-79.33	-48.28
9/10/18	25,857.07	-59.47	-107.75
9/11/18	25,971.06	+113.99	+6.24
9/12/18	25,998.92	+27.86	+34.10
9/13/18	26,145.99	+147.07	+181.17
9/14/18	26,154.67	+8.68	+189.85
9/17/18	26,062.12	-92.55	+97.30
9/18/18	26,246.96	+184.84	+282.14
9/19/18	26,405.76	+158.80	+440.94
9/20/18	26,656.98	+251.22	+692.16
9/21/18	26,743.50	+86.52	+778.68
9/24/18	26,562.05	-181.45	+597.23
9/25/18	26,492.21	-69.84	+527.39
9/26/18	26,385.28	-106.93	+420.46

At the Close, Wednesday, September 26, 2018:
Dow Jones Industrial Average: 26,385.28, -106.93 (-0.40%)
NASDAQ: 7,990.37, -17.10 (-0.21%)
S&P 500: 2,905.97, -9.59 (-0.33%)
NYSE Composite: 13,102.68, -57.92 (-0.44%)